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Owning a ZGAN BMW GS does not make the owner an accomplished motorcyclist. But the man we caught up with in our brave classics drove a lot like a wet rag.

When we had a nicotine stop a few kilometers away - you have to foster your addictions - the BMW stumbled into the parking lot and embarrassingly came to a halt. To then fall over. We knew that BMW drivers had their unique traditions, but this was new to us. So we went to take a closer look.

The BMW high pot was on his boss

That was a windfall, because we knew someone who had just dropped such a thing. That amounted to a repair of flat 3.000 euros. We lifted the Beemer with two people and set it up. With a gathered past of a former sports diver and a similar firefighter you can then browse through your memory under the chapter "Life-saving actions." The man on the ground seemed to be ready for such experiments.

Packed securely

But a biker fully dressed in Officially Protective, authorized BMW clothing cannot easily feel the wrist, neck or groin. It seemed a nice option to hold a spectacle lens in front of his mouth and then quickly put the glasses back on. A washed glass means breath. And nice that you can't see that without glasses. There was no breath. Then you notice that an adventurer packed in CE protectors is very difficult to get started with a heart massage. With a good heart massage you measure your success by the number of bruised ribs.

With such a super-safe wrinkle zone in front of the breastbone, we were not thinking about it. So we had to open and leave everything before we could get started. While my mate started the first pumping session, I probably called 112. After all, we had already made the estimate that we could possibly only arrange some preconditions, so that the BMW driver could continue to meet his financing obligations. "Pump and ventilate until you're tired." So we just did that.

The first time in my life such a highly intimate word of mouth contact with someone of the same sex. That was not on my to do list.

One of the people who had stepped out of a curious car had apparently seen too many emo programs on TV and showed her empathy by screaming with howling screams ”But he is dying! You let him die! ”Emo TV is a time bomb under our civilization. Friend Rudolf tried: “Calm but maske, after all we are all dying. But we are trying to keep it up to date. "

Emotional women are not particularly susceptible to calm or reason

The lady broke down completely and started pulling on me. If you sit with your butt up and your mouth on that of a stranger guy, that approach does not sound nice. I kicked back and she groaned against the plain. "Size 45 rules!"

Her fellow travelers now started to interfere and Ben eliminated the most annoying with a head butt. In cheap American action films, the hero stands up after a headbutt. Not really.

Ben took over the massage again and I screamed with my head to the remaining car dealer who ran away. We now had three people on the asphalt and wondered if we would get a quantity discount from the ambulance brother.

The ambulance and gendarme arrived at about the same time

The BMW driver's pump was restarted with the sandwich iron from the ambulance. Those left behind were heard by law enforcement officers.

The end of the story?

The BMW driver stayed alive. With our Beloved we were given a weekend at the bungalow park. And an accusation of heavy molestation by two of the people from the curious car. But those cloud walkers were effectively blocked. That is a different story altogether.

So be careful when you need to resuscitate someone.

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9 comments

  1. It is enjoy every time I read these collums! Great, I've been in a dent! A sad story with a good ending chapeau for your actions - but beautifully imagined.

  2. What a story…. my young….
    And what a misery again with bystanders who, say "mildly expressed", did not behave constructively.
    Well resolved and with a very desirable overall result too. Toppie !!!

  3. Again in ONE word Dolf:

    BEAUTIFUL !!

    Here again lie almost in an irreversible fit of laughter with a threatening and approaching, normally so mellow yellow, heartbeat dysregulation. Thank you very much again! Grab a Tic Tac, they sometimes say. Good for your rikketik…. Well, FAI. Forget About It. Laughter is just healthy!

    Fortunately, just not yet having to turn on and use a CPR paramedic and the AED from the supermarket around the corner, which hangs on the wall outside for Emergency cases. Because I would have almost turned the corner through your “fault”. Again: Thank you so bloody much. To recite John Cleese in Fawlty Towers.

    Man, how wonderful to be able to read your often so humorous articles every time.

    It is the secret combination of reality, fantasy and, above all, humor that sprouts in the writer's mind.

    And flowing out of his pen.

    Keep it up !!!

    Best regards again,

    Alfredo. AKA Fred Chopper.

  4. It seems to be a trend that care providers are hindered in whatever form in the performance of their human services. The debility of that form seems to be reaching new levels of bewilderment.

  5. very nice story

    although i'm devastated by the imbeciles of the car
    stay away with your asses from the one who gives mouth to mouth and heart massage
    if the imbeciles know better

    am furious with those imbeciles

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